hahhahah, i found something at the blogskins forum and i find it hilarious.
take a look :)
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The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher: (shouting)Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.
Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That
is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand??
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher: Clever
Students: Stupid
Teacher: High
Students: Low
Teacher: Popular
Students: Calafare
Teacher: Wrong
Students: Correct
Teacher: Stupid
Students: Clever
Teacher: No
Students: Yes
Teacher: Oh God
Students: Oh Slave
Teacher: Listen to this
Students: Listen to that
Teacher: Quiet
Students: Noisy
Teacher: That's not a question, stupid
Students: This is an answer, clever
Teacher: I'm dead
Students: We're alive
Teacher: I'm lazy to teach
Students: We are hardworking to learn
Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher: Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher: Why are you people so stupid
Students: Because I am someone clever
Teacher: Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher: Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher: Stand up
Students: Sit down
Teacher: I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher: You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight
Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)
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hahahahah.
ohoh, credits to some blogskinner or whoever that has the account named
AMY:Di am gonna go to some christmas event dessert fest later; dessert buffet. hahah. i am so gonna grow fat during this end of year vacation. especially after eating lots of dessert later, but, there's training tomorrow. so, i hope i will lose some tiny eenie weight :)
hahahh, yesterday training was fun. isabella went all bonkers and laughed at every single thing that happen. everyone's mood was high yesterday, really liked it. uhhh, then chrysan told me that the vball camp will be held at my house, the bbq. so then, when i got home yesterday, i went to the office to check if its available, but sadly, its fully booked already. christmas is getting near :)))
till i gain some weight later-